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    November 09, 2006

    Indecision 2006

    Posted by: Chris

    Jonstewartelex OK so I caught it a day late on iTunes, but here were a few of the best lines from the "Daily Show/Colbert Report" special election night coverage on Comedy Central:

    First, Jon Stewart, running through early returns:

    "Let me give you the results in a couple of other House districts we're watching. In Florida, Mark Foley's district, the 16th District, although Foley swears it was 18 when he first ran…"

    "In Connecticut, it was a three-way race, which like most three ways ended up with one person looking on awkwardly and not really involved — Joe Lieberman opened up an arc of the covenant can of whoop-ass on his foes."

    Colbertreportelex Then later, in an angry rant from Stephen Colbert, first interviewing Florida Democrat Bob Wexler and later lecturing viewers for giving the Democrats control of Congress:

    "If you do retake the House, what's the agenda? Tax and spend? Cut and run? Or man on man?"

    "Don't think you're off the hook, voters. You're the ones who made this bed. Now you're going to have to move over so a gay couple can sleep in it."



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